Fire Place

Found the fireplace video on the holiday channel. “How nice,” I thought, “the roaring fire, the sound of popping and crackling flames.” Just like a real fire.

Precisely. Ten minutes and I’m a nervous wreck.

Maybe it’s from back in the day as a firefighter, but every time I caught those flames out of the corner of my eye, It was either turn the T.V. off or call 911. Sometimes reality T.V. crosses the line.

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